FLHT Ron
11-27-2006, 09:41 PM
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag
>on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
>The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot
high
>and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out
a
>small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag
once
>again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the
piano.
>
>The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece
>by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
>
>The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out
a
>magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
>So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and
>a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just
>one wish each person is only allowed one!"
>The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a
>million
>bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed
>by another duck, then another. pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with
>ducks and they keep coming!
>
>The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a
>little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
>"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12
>inch pianist!
>on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
>The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot
high
>and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out
a
>small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag
once
>again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the
piano.
>
>The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece
>by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
>
>The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out
a
>magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
>So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and
>a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just
>one wish each person is only allowed one!"
>The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a
>million
>bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed
>by another duck, then another. pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with
>ducks and they keep coming!
>
>The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a
>little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
>"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12
>inch pianist!