FLHT Ron
11-27-2006, 09:44 PM
An old one, but . . .
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>> The Bacon Tree
>> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
>> > death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
>> > inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
>> > "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
>> > "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
>> > So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
>> > there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
>> > There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
>> > bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
>> > "Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
>> > "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't
>> > forget"
>> > "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like
>> > bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
>> > And with that ...Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5
>> > metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine
>> > gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is
>> > mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he
>> > manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
>> > "Pepe...go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree"
>> > "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees it?
>> > "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...
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>> The Bacon Tree
>> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
>> > death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
>> > inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
>> > "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
>> > "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
>> > So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
>> > there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
>> > There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
>> > bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
>> > "Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
>> > "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't
>> > forget"
>> > "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like
>> > bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
>> > And with that ...Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5
>> > metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine
>> > gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is
>> > mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he
>> > manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
>> > "Pepe...go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree"
>> > "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees it?
>> > "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...
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