I am trying to sell our Holly

[Harry]

I am trying to sell our Holly :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: make your best offer :cool:

Holly don't kill me now , I am just kidding :lover:

Hey guys your bids please :yikes:

[RodeoJoe]

I'll take her off your hands for no less than $10,000,000.00 with some conditions attached (non-negotionable). You see, I already have a Social Director, a Director of Political Correctness, a Fashion Director, and a Director of whatever else there is in my life to direct. In short, I've been married for 35 years and don't need another nagger in my life. Why the hell do you all think that I'm still running long haul at the age of 67? It ain't cuz I need the money, nor do I need the experience.

All of this is from Ole RJ, who is ducking and running like a wild man.

[hellcat_99]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Harry. it's not going to happen. No one want's to buy me. :rofl: :rofl:

RJ my darlin'. I don't nag I'll have you know. :harhar:

Holly :D

[buzzy]

Harry..................give me 20 bucks and I'll take her off your hands. :harhar:

[Harry]

Harry..................give me 20 bucks and I'll take her off your hands. :harhar:

Ok , But I have to tell you

WE DON'T HAVE A RETURN POLICY HERE

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Harry]

What kind of a warranty do we get Harry



Dave :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I will tell you after you buy and when I am at the border :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[woodie]

Do you take trade-ins?

[Harry]

No :harhar:

[buzzy]

jeez, Harry..............try not to "sugar coat" an answer next time.


:cheers:

[Accremonious]

You forgot to post the relevant warning signs!

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o82/woodie_bucket/womanhazard.jpg?t=1190340195

[hellcat_99]

I may have all this going against me, but I'm fun :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Holly :rofl:

[Harry]

Lets look at this from a buyers view

--------- No trade ins
----------No warranty
----------No Return
----------High Mileage
----------Outdated styling
----------No Mufflers
----------Low Resale Value

And you expect me to bid ------ not a chance

Dave :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Running for cover now

Well, I don't know about the Muffler, Dave. Guess we have to ask Holly if her Muffler is working :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[hellcat_99]

No muffler on me :harhar: :harhar: :harhar: :harhar:
None other then a Holly 4 barell :cool:

[Accremonious]

Just find the plug in cord and yank the plug! No problem!
http://www.kropla.com/images/electricplug.gif

[Accremonious]

You know what happens when you put the direct current batteries into the Energizer Bunnie backwards don't you! It keeps coming, and coming, and coming................Haw haw haw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(the devil made me say it............)
http://stopwaste.org/images/bunny.jpg

[manager]

speaking of bunnies, ..... easters not that far away and the bunny has been busy making the eggs

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a32/smart2002/easterbunny_001.gif

[hellcat_99]

You guy's are a bunch of comedian's. You're waisting your talent's here. :harhar:

No muffler, no on off switch, nio cord's attached. Just pur energy :chase:

:D

[Accremonious]

http://www.labellab.com/companies/safetyxpress%5Cdetailed/S/S581-L.gif

WARNING SIGNS WHEN APPROACHING A "HOLLY ZONE" !!!!!!!!!!!!

(UNEMPLOYMENT RATE FOR COMEDIANS IS ASTRONOMICAL)

[hellcat_99]

:harhar: :harhar: :harhar:
You guy's would make a mint witn me a your manager. :D :cheers:

[buzzy]

yeah but you can buy mints for a buck a bag.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Accremonious]

Buzzy, your under pricing the market seriously. Check this out!
www.nextag.com/mint-candy/search-html

[hellcat_99]

yeah but you can buy mints for a buck a bag.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

For that one, you don't get paid :harhar: :harhar:

Holly :D

[Accremonious]

yeah but you can buy mints for a buck a bag.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

For that one, you don't get paid :harhar: :harhar:

Holly :D

And that is a cheap bag lady! (You place the punctuation marks and accents on this one!)

[Glowworm]

Its OK Holly when Dave turned 40 I tried to trade him for 2 --20's but he explained that I was not wired for 220 and I had to explain to him that I could handle a lot more than 140.

Betty :rofl: :harhar: :rofl: :harhar:

[hellcat_99]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I miss you both. I need to get out to see ya's.

Than Dave would have to contend with a 150 also :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Holly

[hellcat_99]

You betcha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Holly

[Accremonious]

http://www.accuform.com/accusign/images/MELC502.jpg

What are you up to now? 300KV WOW that is heavy juice!

[hellcat_99]

You all may as well admit, no one want's me & you people are stuck with me. :harhar:
I'm hi voltage all on my own. :D

Holly

[Harry]

As you see Holly isn't around very much anymore. I traded her for 2 camels to a Saudi guy without any warranty:16_11_8[1]:

I think getting 2 camels for one cat wasn't a bad deal at all

[Pipeman]

The title says that you wanted to sell her, are you being a pimp ???

[buzzy]

Hey gang. Head's up! I talked with her a couple of weeks ago. She hasn't been on the board cuz she blew her computer up. The PC was ancient and couldn't handle all the new programs. Then she abused the laptop and wore it out. Her landline...... she has the gift-of-gab and fried the wiring.

Seriously, she hasn't been around because the computers gave up. She'll be back as soon as finances allow.

[FLHT Ron]

Quit covering for her Buzzy! We all know she's judgeing American Idol!!! LOL!!!