God and Adam

[FLHT Ron]

> God Said, "Adam, I Want you to do
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> Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
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> God said, "Go down into that valley."
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> Adam said, "What's a valley?"
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> God explained it to him.
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> Then God said, "Cross the river."
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> Adam said, "What's a river?" !
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> God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the
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> Adam said, "What is a hill?"
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> So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
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> He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you wi ll find a cave"
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> Adam said, "What's a cave?"
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> ! After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a
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> Adam said, "What's a woman?"
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> So God explained that to him, too.
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> Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
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> Adam said, " How do I do that?"
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> God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." !
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> And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam,
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> So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the
>hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
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> Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
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> God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
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> "What's a headache?"
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[hellcat_99]

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