buzzy
01-29-2008, 08:05 PM
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot
believe this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and
knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the
Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
For Cripes sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on
all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my
health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight g.dd..mn
passports
I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill
out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and
all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.
Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's
name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely
astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!
SHees!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really p/o'd this morning.
Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bovine excrement! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my address. What is going on?
You have a gang of Neanderthals rectums workin' there!
Look at my friggin' picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to
dig upYasser Arafat, for shat sakes. I just want to go and park my butt on
a sandy beach.
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shat whether
I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to
do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city
and get another friggin' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune
of $60 !!!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same
spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??
Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather
have us running all over the friggin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some lower bodily oriface to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to
smile?!
(friggin' morons)
Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally ****** off!
Signed - An Irate Canadian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting
someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country
since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the
Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years
and have had security clearances up the yingyang.
I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for
ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about
five years.
However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you
know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST f........g CHINA !!!
Hamilton , Ontario Canada
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot
believe this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and
knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the
Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
For Cripes sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on
all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my
health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight g.dd..mn
passports
I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill
out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and
all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.
Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's
name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely
astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!
SHees!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really p/o'd this morning.
Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bovine excrement! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my address. What is going on?
You have a gang of Neanderthals rectums workin' there!
Look at my friggin' picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to
dig upYasser Arafat, for shat sakes. I just want to go and park my butt on
a sandy beach.
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shat whether
I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to
do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city
and get another friggin' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune
of $60 !!!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same
spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??
Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather
have us running all over the friggin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some lower bodily oriface to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to
smile?!
(friggin' morons)
Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally ****** off!
Signed - An Irate Canadian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting
someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country
since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the
Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years
and have had security clearances up the yingyang.
I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for
ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about
five years.
However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you
know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST f........g CHINA !!!
Hamilton , Ontario Canada