buzzy
07-11-2008, 08:18 AM
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his
side. He puts the alligator up on the bar, turns to
the astonished patrons and says, 'I'll make you a deal.
'I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood
inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one
minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my
unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink.'
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and
placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's
open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd
gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked
the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator
opened his mouth and the man removed h is genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd ch eered, and the first
of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll
pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went
up in the back of the bar.
A blonde woman timidly spoke up, 'I'll try it - just
don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!'
side. He puts the alligator up on the bar, turns to
the astonished patrons and says, 'I'll make you a deal.
'I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood
inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one
minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my
unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink.'
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and
placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's
open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd
gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked
the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator
opened his mouth and the man removed h is genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd ch eered, and the first
of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll
pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went
up in the back of the bar.
A blonde woman timidly spoke up, 'I'll try it - just
don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!'