FLHT Ron
12-19-2006, 07:10 PM
The other night Holly was invited out for a night with "the girls."
Holly told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 am., a bit loaded, Holly headed for home. Just as she got
in the door, the damn cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, Holly cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to
escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told him Midnight". He didn't seem ****** off at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When Holly asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Holly told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 am., a bit loaded, Holly headed for home. Just as she got
in the door, the damn cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, Holly cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to
escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told him Midnight". He didn't seem ****** off at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When Holly asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and farted."