FLHT Ron
12-20-2006, 07:26 PM
>A rather small Newfie, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge, burly
>American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck
>knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop
>from Korea."
>
>Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his
>beer.
>
>The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by
>the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the
>floor. That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
>
>The little Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hourlater he
>comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up
>behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out cold. The Newfie
>says to the bartender, "When he wakes up,eh!, tell him that was a
>f*ckin'hockey stick from Canadian Tire."
>American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck
>knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop
>from Korea."
>
>Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his
>beer.
>
>The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by
>the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the
>floor. That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
>
>The little Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hourlater he
>comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up
>behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out cold. The Newfie
>says to the bartender, "When he wakes up,eh!, tell him that was a
>f*ckin'hockey stick from Canadian Tire."