woodie
01-02-2007, 01:37 PM
>>>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
>>>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>>>
>>>
>>>(Hardly seems worth it.)
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>>>produced
>>>to create the energy of an atomic bomb. !
>>>
>>>
>>>(Now that's more like it!)
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
>>>to
>>>squirt blood 30 feet.
>>>
>>>
>>>(O.M.G.!)
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>>>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>>>
>>>
>>>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>>>
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>>>
>>>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>>>death!
>>>.
>>>(Creepy)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(I'm still not over the pig.)
>>>
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>>>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
>>>its
>>>body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
>>>the
>>>length of a football field.
>>>
>>>
>>>(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>>>
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>>>
>>>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity)
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>>
>>>
>>>(Something I always wanted to know.)
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(Hmmmmmm......)
>>>
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>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>>>left-handed
>>>people.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>>>
>>>
>>>(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>>>
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(I know some people like that.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Starfish have no brains.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(I know some people like that too.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Polar bears are left-handed.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(What about that pig??)
>>>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>>>
>>>
>>>(Hardly seems worth it.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>>>produced
>>>to create the energy of an atomic bomb. !
>>>
>>>
>>>(Now that's more like it!)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
>>>to
>>>squirt blood 30 feet.
>>>
>>>
>>>(O.M.G.!)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>>>
>>>
>>>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>>>death!
>>>.
>>>(Creepy)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(I'm still not over the pig.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
>>>its
>>>body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
>>>the
>>>length of a football field.
>>>
>>>
>>>(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>>
>>>
>>>(Something I always wanted to know.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(Hmmmmmm......)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>>>left-handed
>>>people.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>>>
>>>
>>>(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(I know some people like that.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Starfish have no brains.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(I know some people like that too.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Polar bears are left-handed.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>(What about that pig??)