Molly
01-10-2007, 11:57 PM
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of*sleep, not enough
sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, ear wax build-up, poor
blood or anything else I could think of. Now I've found out the real reason
I'm tired -- because I'm overworked. Here's why:
The population of Canada 30 million.
11 million are retired, that leaves 19 million to do the work.
There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5 million to do the
work.
Of the remaining, there are 3 million employed by the federal
government, leaving 10.5 million to do the work.
1 million are in the armed forces, preoccupied with killing
terrorists, which leaves 9.5 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 7 million people who work for Provincial and
city Governments, and that leaves 2.5 million to do the work.
At any given time, there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving
2,024,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on Employment
Insurance and Welfare. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your a****, at your computer, reading
jokes.
sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, ear wax build-up, poor
blood or anything else I could think of. Now I've found out the real reason
I'm tired -- because I'm overworked. Here's why:
The population of Canada 30 million.
11 million are retired, that leaves 19 million to do the work.
There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5 million to do the
work.
Of the remaining, there are 3 million employed by the federal
government, leaving 10.5 million to do the work.
1 million are in the armed forces, preoccupied with killing
terrorists, which leaves 9.5 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 7 million people who work for Provincial and
city Governments, and that leaves 2.5 million to do the work.
At any given time, there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving
2,024,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on Employment
Insurance and Welfare. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your a****, at your computer, reading
jokes.