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buzzy
04-30-2010, 08:05 AM
So you're a senior citizen and the government says there are no funds left in the national health plan for you, what do you do?

This plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot ….. 2 MPs and 2 finance directors .

Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day,

a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!

New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?

All covered.

And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you that there are no pension funds left.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.


IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!!

1-800-bigtruck
04-30-2010, 09:13 PM
:shades:Sure glad I'm not a Liberal

Mr Bee
05-02-2010, 01:20 PM
This plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

Do we have to qualify for a fire arms acquisition permit?

Maxx
05-02-2010, 03:57 PM
Do we have to qualify for a fire arms acquisition permit?

Geeze I hope not because with our justice system I'd be out in 6 weeks and looking to bag another politician or two so I can qualify for more free stuff while in jail.

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