FLHT Ron
11-18-2006, 06:03 PM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,wearing an
>oxygen mask over
>his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four
>hour
>surgical procedure.
>A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
>bath.
>"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
>black?"
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't
>know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
>
>He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
>testicles,
>she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
>covers.
>
>She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand
>and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
>Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
>nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
>and says very slowly,
>"Thank you very much.That was wonderful, but,
>listen very, very closely......
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>"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
>oxygen mask over
>his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four
>hour
>surgical procedure.
>A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
>bath.
>"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
>black?"
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't
>know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
>
>He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
>testicles,
>she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
>covers.
>
>She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand
>and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
>Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
>nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
>and says very slowly,
>"Thank you very much.That was wonderful, but,
>listen very, very closely......
> >
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>"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"