Air Canada

[ladykw]

After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain
>announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking."
>
>" Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from St.John's Newfoundland to Toronto , > Ontario . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful
>flight. So sit back, relax and . . . ..AAAAH - AAAAAH - OH, MY GOD !!! "
>
>Silence followed!
>
>Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
>
>"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to
>you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of really hot coffee in
>my lap."
>
>"You should see the front of my pants!"
>
>One of the Newfie passengers yelled out, " Lord tunderin' Jaysus, you otta
>see the back of mine "

[Accremonious]

Yes, that is a good one, but I'm waiting for a genuine Newf to correct the quoted expression! Isn't it "Lard Tunderin Be Jaysus"?

[Accremonious]

Incidentally, do you know what is black, blue, and purple floating upside down in Placentia 'Bay, Nflnd? It is the last Mainlander to come to the Rock tellin Newfie jokes, right, eh!

[Accremonious]

And they all claim that Ft. McMurray is the capital city of the Wild Rose!

[Accremonious]

That's OK. But they will never be able to say the capital city's name as if it is spelled: "Emyntyn" because they aren't 2nd or 3rd generation Ukrainian and have not attended Victoria Comp High like my wife!