buzzy
01-06-2011, 03:07 PM
In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer is Africa .
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I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
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There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
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You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache."
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Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive !" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend. !!
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Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ....
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick *******.”
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The red cross have just knocked at our door and ask if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan , I said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden.
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I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
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There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
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You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache."
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Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive !" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend. !!
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Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ....
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick *******.”
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The red cross have just knocked at our door and ask if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan , I said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden.