buzzy
02-03-2007, 04:17 PM
Once upon a time,
in a land far
away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured
princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on
the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her
castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: Elegant
Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn
back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then,
my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my
mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my
children,
and forever
feel grateful and happy doing
so.
That night,
as the princess dined
sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white
wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't think so.!!!!
in a land far
away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured
princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on
the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her
castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: Elegant
Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn
back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then,
my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my
mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my
children,
and forever
feel grateful and happy doing
so.
That night,
as the princess dined
sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white
wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't think so.!!!!