buzzy
02-04-2007, 02:54 PM
Maurice, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a
physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Maurice walking down the
street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. After another couple of days
later, the doctor called Maurice and said, "You're really doing great, aren't
you?"
Maurice replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mama
and be cheerful.'
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur; be careful.'"
physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Maurice walking down the
street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. After another couple of days
later, the doctor called Maurice and said, "You're really doing great, aren't
you?"
Maurice replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mama
and be cheerful.'
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur; be careful.'"