buzzy
02-11-2007, 03:35 PM
Two Newfies, Archie and Harry, were driving down the road drinking a
couple of beers. The passenger, Harry, suddenly said, "Lord tundering
jaisus...up ahead -- it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer
drinkin' dese here beers!!"
Don't worry," Archie said. "We'll just pull over and finish dese
beers, then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and trow the
bottles under the seat."
"What fer?"
"Jist let me do de talkin', OK?"
So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put
a label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock,
the police officer took a long look at the two of them and said, "You
boys beendrinkin'?"
"No sir," said Archie, pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."
couple of beers. The passenger, Harry, suddenly said, "Lord tundering
jaisus...up ahead -- it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer
drinkin' dese here beers!!"
Don't worry," Archie said. "We'll just pull over and finish dese
beers, then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and trow the
bottles under the seat."
"What fer?"
"Jist let me do de talkin', OK?"
So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put
a label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock,
the police officer took a long look at the two of them and said, "You
boys beendrinkin'?"
"No sir," said Archie, pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."