MORE OF A YARN 3 SCOTSMEN

[irish cattle hauler]

A BIT OF HARMLESS BANTER THERE IS THREE SCOTS MEN ON HOLIDAY IN IRELAND AND THEY DECIDE TO GO TO MASS ON A SUNDAY MORNING SO THERE IN MASS AND THE PRIEST STARTS PREACHING AND EVENTUALLY COMES TO THE LOCAL NEWS WELL MRS MC GINTY HAD A FIRE AT HER HOUSE LAST WEEK AND SHE WILL NEED TO GET A NEW ROOF SO WE WILL BE FORMING A COLLECTION SO THE BASKET WENT AROUND AND FINALLY CAME TO THE 3 BAG PIPE BLOWERS AS US IRISH REFER TO THEM SO ONE OF THEM FAINTS AND THE OTHER 2 CARRY HIM OUT THIS IS JUST A SMALL DIG AT ALL THOSE TIGHT FISTED SCOTTS MEN WHICH THERE ARE MANY

[hellcat_99]

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[woodie]

Okay, Irish Cattle Haulier this is just for you;


Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he
said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go
to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish
whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

[hellcat_99]

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[irish cattle hauler]

well you cant deny that scots men are incredibly tight its world knowledge

[woodie]

Yes, but we can laugh at ourselves too;

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were at the funeral of their dear departed friend (a welshman)..

With a tear in his eyes the Englishman says "alas, I have a confession to make. I owed my dear friend five pounds" and with that he took a fiver from his pocket and threw it into the grave.

The irishman moved by this show of emotion stepped forward and said " I too owed my dear friend five pounds" and with a tear running down his cheek he too threw a fiver into the grave.

The Scotsman coughed and said "taff, was a good friend to me as well, and in his last days when I was in need, he kindly loaned me ten pounds" With that he took a cheque book out his pocket, wrote out a cheque for twenty pounds, threw it in the grave and took the ten pound change!!

[hellcat_99]

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