Accremonious
02-20-2007, 01:19 PM
From the truth is often stranger than fiction files....Back some more than 20 years ago when my wife first started commuting into Metro in a car pool of 5 ladies to Warden & Eglington to work at a national retailers credit dept. On the Friday night home bound drive the divorcee in the front passengers seat who we will call Luciferette, rolled down the window at a stop light beside a big truck to ask the driver if their HUSBAND-OVERNITE is cute!!!! (Overnite had recently come into Canada and purchased Husband Transport of Peterborough!)
The same little instigator 2 Fridays later (my wife's turn to drive again) is sitting in the back seat this time and lots of cars are honking at them. Then wifey notices there is a cardboard propped up in the rear window..."Luciferette, what is that in my rear window? What is on it? It was a sign reading "If you are horny HONK!"
Don't take life serious since you aren't getting out of it alive, and dead doesn't hurt, getting there might, but in some cases damn should!!!!
The same little instigator 2 Fridays later (my wife's turn to drive again) is sitting in the back seat this time and lots of cars are honking at them. Then wifey notices there is a cardboard propped up in the rear window..."Luciferette, what is that in my rear window? What is on it? It was a sign reading "If you are horny HONK!"
Don't take life serious since you aren't getting out of it alive, and dead doesn't hurt, getting there might, but in some cases damn should!!!!