Pipeman
10-16-2011, 04:39 PM
A BLONDE IN CHURCH--- > > An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I wan
t the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.' > > No one moved. > > The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now, stand and confess your transgression.'
> > Again, all was quiet. > > Then, slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "'Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding
. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.' > > The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared. > > ( > > >http://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/images/smilies/roundies/biggrin_25522.gifhttp://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/images/smilies/roundies/biggrin_25523.gif
t the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.' > > No one moved. > > The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now, stand and confess your transgression.'
> > Again, all was quiet. > > Then, slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "'Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding
. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.' > > The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared. > > ( > > >http://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/images/smilies/roundies/biggrin_25522.gifhttp://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/images/smilies/roundies/biggrin_25523.gif