woodie
03-03-2007, 05:51 PM
An Amish father and his son went to the the big city, it was there first time there and they ended up in a shopping mall. As they walked through staring in amazement, they came to two shiny metal panels. This baffled them, amd as they stared an old women came up to the doors and pressed a button, the doors opened and she entered. The two amish men were gobsmacked as the doors closed and the woman disappeared. Then numbers above the two panels started lighting up 1..2...3....4.....5
Then they started going back down....5....4...3..2.1 The panels opened and a beautiful young blonde walked out!!
Quick shouted the father to his son, run home and get your mum!!!!!!!
Then they started going back down....5....4...3..2.1 The panels opened and a beautiful young blonde walked out!!
Quick shouted the father to his son, run home and get your mum!!!!!!!