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buzzy
04-14-2007, 08:36 PM
Friends,

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli)bacteria
found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of ****.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it
as a public service

Accremonious
04-15-2007, 06:59 PM
Thanks Buzzer, I knew there had to be a good reason why I should lace my coffee with Bicardi's White or Polar Ice! It is great being a wide awake drunk, if you comprenez!

hellcat_99
04-16-2007, 11:07 AM
:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: I'm full of ****z!!!!!!!! :yikes: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Holly :rofl:

hellcat_99
04-17-2007, 09:57 AM
:harhar: :harhar: :harhar: :harhar: :harhar: :harhar: :harhar:

Accremonious
04-17-2007, 01:49 PM
Pabst Blue Ribbon tastes better and is less filling than Shlitz, you didn't know that, Holly?

hellcat_99
04-17-2007, 02:17 PM
:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :wow: :wow: :wow: I'll stick with coor's lite, cause I'm a lady :D

Thankx for the info :rofl: :rofl:

Holly :cheers:

Accremonious
04-17-2007, 08:00 PM
I bet it tastes like Molson's!
"Ain't got no respect, no where, no how!": Rodney Dangerfield

Did you know that you can haul a 53' footer full of Corona from the railyards in Chi to the Whitby LCBO in 10 degree F. and not have it freeze?
How much Kaka is in that Mexican wobbly pop? Even when the roof of the trailer is ripped open....see the gallery for the evidence! Got away with one there didn't I! And no loss of cargo occurred!

hellcat_99
04-18-2007, 10:43 AM
On my way to see this one Acc :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: