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Candy was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes, and Candy was among...
Women are chatting in office. Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you? Woman 2: Yes. Woman 1: Was it good?
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I...
Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and...
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed...
Canada Post issued a stamp with a picture of Premier Dalton McGuinty on it. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the Premier...
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my...
I just heard the England is finally moving in step with the rest of the world and moving to driving on the right side of the road as most other...
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?" 'Yep, they...
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at...
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off...
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch...
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ...
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside the Ottawa Immigration Offices. 'My good man,' the fairy said, ...
An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah. He said, "Oh, Allah, I did Your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm...
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle...
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