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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx View Post
    Driving skills were awesome. Thought the house was a gonner too. Lol.

    As for the criminals, they should think themselves lucky they were in Edmonton and not in the USA or we’d be seeing a different outcome. That girls roof plunge was pretty cool. Lol




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    What do a hand grenade and a women have in common?







    Remove the ring and your whole house is gone.
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    The Senior Flight attendant was obviously very Gay but he seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he walked down the aisle serving drinks during the flight.

    As the plane descended he came swishing down the aisle & told everyone "Capt. Marvel has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people, if you could just put up your trays & seats up that would be super".

    On his trip back up the aisle he noticed a well-dressed Arabic looking woman who hadn't moved a muscle... "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked that you raise your tay so that the main man can put this plane on the ground"

    She glared at him & said "In my country I am a Princess & take orders from no-one below my social rank".

    To which the flight attendant replied "Well sweet cheeks in my country I'm a QUEEN, so I out rank you...Tray-up *****"



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